“Guys, I could really use a couple new belts”
“Great! Would you like them made out of Leather in suede, buffalo, or Italian calf skin? Or would you like an exotic skin like ostrich, lizard, Crocodile or ‘what’s that you say…Hornback Alligator’…no problem. Do you want that in a glossy or matte finish? Do you want a thinner belt or a belt with a thicker strap? What kind of buckle would you like – we can use a brass buckle, or do you prefer nickel, silver, chrome, or pewter ? How many belt holes would you need?”